Thursday, July 22, 2010

Inception - The Big Review

The other night I went to watch Inception with a few friends... I had a mixed grill at Wetherspoons before which was very filling.

Anyway, I know you are all waiting for the big review... so here it is.

I enjoyed it. Well done them.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Country Legends

So over the past 2 nights I’ve watched 2 documentaries about Country/Rock legends: Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard.

Fascinating men. Fascinating lives.

They are both hugely talented and their lyrics ring in your soul.

I finished the documentaries however, with the certain knowledge I will never be as talented or successful.


Monday, July 19, 2010

Your King speaks

As I sit here on my throne, I imagine I am a King. The King. Your King.

I imagine I am the Ruler of the Interweb, the Master of the Blogesphere.

I like to think that many will come to me with their questions and disputes. I will be the new Yahoo Answers. I will reign with a heavy hand, passing out judgements, swift and fair. My whims, throwaway comments, will become Internet protocol and by-laws. Any who defy me will be defamed and have their routers given to one of my less privaleged supporters.

I dream of this, and in my head I am loved and respected by many. My life has a purpose. I am not existing merely to exist. People rely on me and listen to what I say. It is a busy life, but also a good life.

But then I finish. I wipe my bum. I pull up my trousers and return to shooting teenage boys in the face on a virtual war game.

But not without washing my hands first. I always wash my hands.

Blog? Shmlog!

I have never had a blog before, and although I had often read blogs during my hourly 48 minute break in work, I could never see myself having one. But as I sit here now, minutes after creating my very own blog, going through my brain searching for an exciting or interesting subject to write about, I realise I still don’t have a blog… Just a space on the interweb that I can sign into, and then stare blankly at, for half an hour.

Welcome to the 21st Century Dave. You’re shit at this.