If you're not sure what this is about, I ran a quick poll to find the artist that people would be most embarrassed about admitting they'd seen perform live. I had 53 nominees, and 16 finalists (see the blog post below this one).
Celine Dion came out of the blocks fastest, but was only ahead for a short amount of time before Gary Glitter came from behind (and she's not his type at all...) but unfortunately old GG didn't win, and I've had to throw away all of my paedo bummer jokes. I am not happy.
For a long time we had 3 acts tied for the top spot, and despite a late but unsuccessful surge by Shane Ward, we have got our Top 3.
So without further ado, here, in reverse order, are you top 3.
In third place, with 12 votes, is.........
CHESNEY "ONLY GOT ONE SONG" HAWKES!
In second place, with 13 votes, is..........
GARY "SPARKLY SHOWER ASIAN CHILD MOLESTER" GLITTER!
And in first place, with 14 votes, is.........
STEPS "A COUPLE OF FITTIES, A GAY ONE AND THE OTHER TWO" STEPS!!
So, congratulations STEPS! The weirdos on Twitter have decided that, if they were ever tricked into watching you perform live, they would rather die than tell anyone about it. Well done you.
The 4 Twitterers that nominated Steps, so have actually watched them live and decided to tell me about it, are @ComedyFish, @Alyo23, @SophiaMutio and @Crossy33.
Steps may have won, but it is with regret that I inform you their lovable member H has recently passed away.
Oh no. Not H. I am sadden that you didn't take the time to put some flowers on his grave.
ReplyDeletep.s - I'm shocked that no one other than myself 'fessed up to Let Loose.